girls in the world

So I was sitting w/ my friend the other day, and we were talking about why do ugly women get fine looking dudes. And I came up w/ three theories. I believe that there are three types of girls in the world.
1. The baddest looking girls- these girls are high maintenance who walk all over dudes
2. Then you have your middle girls. Who are.last to get married because their not ugly, they just got too much going on. Too independent.
3. Then you have the mud-ducks they are the down chicks that allow the dude to walk all them. These are the girls you see with the athletes.

So....there you have it... My crazy theory on girls

tell tell signs

So everyday, I find someone or something that makes me laugh. And I realize that we live in a dumb world of people. I am not sure how you don't realize that you date a player. well ladies I am here to give yall some advice. Here are my TELL-TELL SIGNS that you date a player...

1.) he always has his phone on silent
2.) he always has his phone on lock( and he guilt's you into trusting him)
3.) he always calls you pet names: babe, baby, suagrfoot etc... that is so he doesn't get his ladies mixed up
4.)he doesn't let you stay over on the weekends
5.) he always tells you he is busy
6.) every girl is his friend or cousin(priceless)
7.) all the names in his phone are guy names( WOW)
8.)He gets details wrong about things you have told him repeatedly
9.)He never listens to his phone mail messages in front of you
10.) He is unreachable from time to time

all of these signs let you know that you date a player, and If you do have one of these guys, ladies... sock him in the back of the knee cap... no seriouslly leave him alone...he is a dog...